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How many does it take to
change a light bulb?
Well, that depends on
what church someone goes to
| Charismatics |
1 |
Hands already in the
air |
| Pentecostal |
10 |
One to change the
bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness |
| Presbyterians |
-0- |
Lights will go on
and off at predestined times |
| Roman Catholic |
-0- |
Candles only |
| Baptists |
at least 15 |
One to change the
light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and
decide who brings the potato salad |
| Episcopalians |
3 |
One to call the
electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much
better the old one was. |
| Mormons |
5 |
One man to change
the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. |
| Unitarians |
? |
We choose not to
make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a
light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are
invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your
light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore
a number of light bulb traditions, including incadescent,
fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are
equally valid paths to luminescence. |
| Methodists |
Undetermined |
Whether your light
is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can
be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide
lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your
choice and a covered dish. |
| Nazarene |
6 |
One woman to replace
the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. |
| Lutherans |
None |
Lutherans don't
believe in change. |
| Amish |
? |
What's a light bulb? |
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