All I Need To Know About Life

I Learned From A Cow

 

Wake up in a happy mooo-d.


Don't cry over spilled milk. 
 


When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol
and no taste!


The grass is greener
on the other side of the fence.
Turn the udder cheek

and mooo-ve on.

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!


 
  It's better to be seen and not herd.


 

Honor thy fodder and thy mother
and all your udder relatives.

for fun

May 23, 2003